Since 1950, there was only 1 F known to most people. And that is F1, Formula One racing. It was a mean sport where men raced their lives away at breakneck speeds, just to finish at the podium to spray champagne at the race queens. Some rise to fame, as have Schumacher and Lauda, however, others are not so lucky and are killed, injured or comatose as a result. Thus, for most of the 20th century, the first and only F known to most people was F1 racing. This F was indeed something which is not for the faint-hearted, and only the brave will be part of it. Kudos to the F1 racers. You guys are the meanest! This F can definitely kill if you don't hit the brakes well.
Other than the F1 racers, you have the F3 fighter pilots, who also make up another group of macho men. They fly faster than the F1 pilots, and at high altitudes even. They sometimes have to go bomb some terrorists, or do spectacular stunts at air shows etc. Need I say more, they are definitely a bunch of mean dudes. Yet another F that certainly could kill.
Then, a few years ago, Taiwan decided that they too wanted to have an F too. They came up with F4. One would expect that the higher the number, the more dangerous it would be. And yes this theory is definitely correct! This F4 group of 4 blokes tinker with death in such a way that is beyond fathom! F1 racers play with speed. F3 pilots fool around with speed, altitude and war. F4 does the unimaginable. They sing among meteors. Actually, the meteors are not the scariest thing they mess around with. Its the "mountain vegetable" that some of them have to handle. Totally horrifying.
Ok that's that. Today's papers alerted us to a new F. The most deadly one of them all I feel. Its the F2N2 influenza virus. It killed almost 4 million people in the 1957 pandemic. Now that's deadly. Apparently, the WHO actually sent it to many labs around the world as part of their educational package. Now, labs around the world are rushing to destroy this virus. This is scary! What if some mad scientist decides to use it and threaten the world?! This is bad.
So which is the most deadly F of the lot? I would say F2N2.
For example, say the best F1 racer tries to mess around with F2N2...
Or, given the hunky F4 can frolic in a meteor garden, they can just try sniffing some F2N2...
The point is, the labs better destroy all of it and not let it get into the wrong hands. Otherwise... I quote Russel Peters, "Somebody is gonna get a hurt real soon!".
Since 1950, there was only 1 F known to most people. And that is F1, Formula One racing. It was a mean sport where men raced their lives away at breakneck speeds, just to finish at the podium to spray champagne at the race queens. Some rise to fame, as have Schumacher and Lauda, however, others are not so lucky and are killed, injured or comatose as a result. Thus, for most of the 20th century, the first and only F known to most people was F1 racing. This F was indeed something which is not for the faint-hearted, and only the brave will be part of it. Kudos to the F1 racers. You guys are the meanest! This F can definitely kill if you don't hit the brakes well.
Other than the F1 racers, you have the F3 fighter pilots, who also make up another group of macho men. They fly faster than the F1 pilots, and at high altitudes even. They sometimes have to go bomb some terrorists, or do spectacular stunts at air shows etc. Need I say more, they are definitely a bunch of mean dudes. Yet another F that certainly could kill.
Then, a few years ago, Taiwan decided that they too wanted to have an F too. They came up with F4. One would expect that the higher the number, the more dangerous it would be. And yes this theory is definitely correct! This F4 group of 4 blokes tinker with death in such a way that is beyond fathom! F1 racers play with speed. F3 pilots fool around with speed, altitude and war. F4 does the unimaginable. They sing among meteors. Actually, the meteors are not the scariest thing they mess around with. Its the "mountain vegetable" that some of them have to handle. Totally horrifying.
Ok that's that. Today's papers alerted us to a new F. The most deadly one of them all I feel. Its the F2N2 influenza virus. It killed almost 4 million people in the 1957 pandemic. Now that's deadly. Apparently, the WHO actually sent it to many labs around the world as part of their educational package. Now, labs around the world are rushing to destroy this virus. This is scary! What if some mad scientist decides to use it and threaten the world?! This is bad.
So which is the most deadly F of the lot? I would say F2N2.
For example, say the best F1 racer tries to mess around with F2N2...
Or, given the hunky F4 can frolic in a meteor garden, they can just try sniffing some F2N2...
The point is, the labs better destroy all of it and not let it get into the wrong hands. Otherwise... I quote Russel Peters, "Somebody is gonna get a hurt real soon!".
