Alright alright, that was a poor April Fool's Joke. And Josh had to comment immediately that its a joke, that's why the censure came in. Haha. Oh well, guess those who know me well enough would have figured it out. I suppose the date gave it away. Though I did get some pple asking me why I wanted to close down the blog. Heh. I guess I wouldn't close this down, but more likely I will soon have no more time to write as much with the exams coming up. Then after my last exam in NTU, have to study for CFA, then I will be gone for my trip for a month or so, then it will be out to the dreaded working world. But it the meantime, enjoy this "free entertainment" (I quote Teckie) while it lasts!
Over the weekend, I finally walked around the Esplanade for the first time. I know I sound rather suaku, but single guys really don't go out much. But, I have watched Singing in the Rain at the Esplanade before, just that I didn't walk around the place to check it out. So now I know what's at the Esplanade mall, I know where the breakdancers do their stuff, and I ate the chocolate strawberrys. Felt just like one of the tourists there. To top of the evening was a hearty meal at Marche. Haven't treated myself to such good food in a while man.
Got cheated also this weekend by Sportslink. Bought a new skipping rope because the one minimingmong lent me is kinda spoilt. Skipping a bit now to burn some fats and do some self-physio for my leg. Its much less boring than running. Anyway, I saw this skipping rope which was going at $18 because it had a ticker to count the number of skips you do. The normal one was going at $7. So I decided to make that added $10 investment. BUT, I just tried it out and the bloody ticker doesn't work! Bloody hell.
Also during the weekend, we had our final Mahjong session before the exams. It was the worst night I had ever man. First, my nose started to give me problems. It was already a little runny the whole day but when I was in the air-con room, it got worse and at the end of the night, I used up 3/4 box of tissue, rubbed my nose till the skin is broken, and I've got a pimple on my upper lip now (somehow I attribute it to blowing my nose too much). While I was playing, I also started to develop a headache, which just made me lose all concentration. BUT, the worst part of the night was getting RAPED by Huijing. Imagine, playing 20/40, she can win $80, and I lost $65. *Faint*. She broke my record of the most winnings in a night, and I broke my record of the most losses in a night. The rampage came halfway through the 2 1/2 rounds where she started to win almost every single round with not less than 4 tai. The ultimate was when she hit that 7 tai via a HUA SHANG (add 1 tai) that KA the 1,2,3,4 flowers (add 2 tai) and it was a MEN QING (add 1 tai). After that, she still continued with a few more 4 and 5 tais until I finally surrendered to her and to my headache. Had to stop the game cos my headache was getting too painful.
After the night where Teckie and I were raped by Huijing and her friend Mel(Alex wanted to "study" that night, but he was just hum ji) Teckie lost $26, and he had nothing much to say to Huijing, so he just let his fingers do the talking.
What his fingers or finger was trying to say, is that "This is the last time you will rape me like that. Next time we meet, it won't only be my finger that's gonna talk."
For me, I had nothing more to say... I just collapsed in shock...and foamed...
Alrights. Its a new month, and its time for the mouth-watering segment again. After much thought, I have decided who shall be this month's hunk.
Mr Leon Foo!
This is Ryan's current fitness instructor. I was actually thinking of putting Ryan as my hunk this month since he is really working hard at becoming one with his daily work-outs and his smoothness with the gals. Just look at the number of girls who publicly declare their love for him on April Fools Day. But, then I figured since he is still a half-baked hunk, I should not call him one yet, otherwise he might get complacent and stop his work out regime. So the spotlight thus shines on his Commando trained instructor.
Leon Foo. I usually refer to him as Leonie. And when he drinks tea, he's Tea Leoni. He is the hottest guy in NBS, with a fan base as large as Ryan's Tummy. Along with Jane, who's also his good friend, they make heads turn as they strut through the canteen or computer labs. Jane of course is the hottest gal in NBS, and Leon is the hottest guy. But fortunately, they're not a couple. Leon is fit, reputed to have great abs, and is an awfully nice guy. He's highly socialable and seems to make friends as easily as Ryan gains weight. A very good example is how Ryan and him have become good friends overnight. And I think the barely knew each other just a month ago. Now, Ryan even calls him Furby so intimately.
Here are some exerpts from my interview with Leonie...
Mingmong: Hey Leon, aren't you gonna have something to eat? Leonie: Nah, I'm fine with my tea. After training Ryan, I told myself to never let myself be so fat, ever. Mingmong: Ryan? Oh yeah, seems like he's getting bigger these days. He's really trying hard to be a hunk like you huh? Leonie: Yeah. But its hard for him I guess. Mingmong: Why's that? Leonie: Haven't you heard? How hot you can be is determined by how many words you can make with your surname by adding a letter to it. Mingmong: Oh? That's new. I haven't heard of that. *baffled* Leonie: Yeah, see I can make 4 words with my surname. Food, Fook, Fool, and Foot! Mingmong: Wow! Let me see if I can do that. *ponders*.....I think can do 5! Lima, Limb, Lime, Limo and Limp! Does that mean I can be hotter than you??? Leonie: Err...No. Because you need to be able to make a sentence with the words before its applicable. Mingmong: Har? Can you? Leonie: Yeah! Its like this... FOOK! I dropped my FOOD on my FOOT! I'm such a FOOL! Mingmong: I see...let me try... I was in LIMA drinking LIME juice and listening to LIMP Biskit when I was knocked by a LIMO and broke my LIMB. Leonie: Alright. You're hotter than me. Sigh. But now you know why Ryan can't be a hunk. You can't make a single word with Goh! Mingmong: Yeah that's true. Poor Ryan.
Next, the babe of the month. I actually wanted Jane to be in it, since she and Leon are the Hottest 2 people in NBS. But, I decided to introduce someone else instead.
Ms Fiona Cai.
Well, this is to compensate her since she seemed rather unhappy this afternoon when I told her that her zip was undone. Well, though she was like 10 metres away, I had to prevent other guys in the canteen from seeing her open zip, so I shouted out to her and told her about it. She was of course embarrassed about it and used the file to cover her "privates". I thought she would thank me for telling her about it, but she called Lydia to complain to her and I got the usual "ferguson-style hair-dryer treatment" from Lyd. Then she told Rika about it and I got a tongue-lashing too! Oh wells, next time I see her zip open, I better not tell her. But since she was a little "pek" with me, I decided to be nice and let her be my babe of the month.
Anyways, Fiona was 3rd place in the NBS pageant 2 years ago. She's tall, very slim, tanned for now, and my chikopek marketing tutor's favourite student. Currently single, and is attracting a lot of attention from people. Eg. Refer to previous post. heh. And also, my year one neighbours asked me last week, "who's that year 3 nbs girl in our hall you always talk to? Very slim and pretty one." And of course, I'm sure there are a lot of other suitors coming along.
Anyway, I had a short interview with her too...
Mingmong: Hey Fiona, not in pants today? Fiona: Nah, I'll stick to skirts. Zips are too troublesome. Mingmong: Well, I didn't really see much. Its not as bad as guys who have their zips open and their shirt sticking out through it. Fiona: Yea yea, luckily I was prepared that day. Mingmong: Yeah, good thing you listened to your mama. Fiona: Alright change topic. Mingmong: Nice ipod you've got there. So what's your favourite song? Fiona: Oh. I like Open Fly for All Guys by Showcase. Mingmong: You mean, Pretty Fly for a White Guy by Basketcase? Fiona: Oh yah, that's the title, keep forgetting it.
Alrights, before she slaughters me the next time she sees me, I better put up a better picture of her.
I admit. I ripped it from her friendster, but I had no choice cos I don't have any glam pics of her!
I know I said I wouldn't close down this blog. But, if I don't post anything up again after this, I am probably murdered and lying in a ditch with my zip undone.
Alright alright, that was a poor April Fool's Joke. And Josh had to comment immediately that its a joke, that's why the censure came in. Haha. Oh well, guess those who know me well enough would have figured it out. I suppose the date gave it away. Though I did get some pple asking me why I wanted to close down the blog. Heh. I guess I wouldn't close this down, but more likely I will soon have no more time to write as much with the exams coming up. Then after my last exam in NTU, have to study for CFA, then I will be gone for my trip for a month or so, then it will be out to the dreaded working world. But it the meantime, enjoy this "free entertainment" (I quote Teckie) while it lasts!
Over the weekend, I finally walked around the Esplanade for the first time. I know I sound rather suaku, but single guys really don't go out much. But, I have watched Singing in the Rain at the Esplanade before, just that I didn't walk around the place to check it out. So now I know what's at the Esplanade mall, I know where the breakdancers do their stuff, and I ate the chocolate strawberrys. Felt just like one of the tourists there. To top of the evening was a hearty meal at Marche. Haven't treated myself to such good food in a while man.
Got cheated also this weekend by Sportslink. Bought a new skipping rope because the one minimingmong lent me is kinda spoilt. Skipping a bit now to burn some fats and do some self-physio for my leg. Its much less boring than running. Anyway, I saw this skipping rope which was going at $18 because it had a ticker to count the number of skips you do. The normal one was going at $7. So I decided to make that added $10 investment. BUT, I just tried it out and the bloody ticker doesn't work! Bloody hell.
Also during the weekend, we had our final Mahjong session before the exams. It was the worst night I had ever man. First, my nose started to give me problems. It was already a little runny the whole day but when I was in the air-con room, it got worse and at the end of the night, I used up 3/4 box of tissue, rubbed my nose till the skin is broken, and I've got a pimple on my upper lip now (somehow I attribute it to blowing my nose too much). While I was playing, I also started to develop a headache, which just made me lose all concentration. BUT, the worst part of the night was getting RAPED by Huijing. Imagine, playing 20/40, she can win $80, and I lost $65. *Faint*. She broke my record of the most winnings in a night, and I broke my record of the most losses in a night. The rampage came halfway through the 2 1/2 rounds where she started to win almost every single round with not less than 4 tai. The ultimate was when she hit that 7 tai via a HUA SHANG (add 1 tai) that KA the 1,2,3,4 flowers (add 2 tai) and it was a MEN QING (add 1 tai). After that, she still continued with a few more 4 and 5 tais until I finally surrendered to her and to my headache. Had to stop the game cos my headache was getting too painful.
After the night where Teckie and I were raped by Huijing and her friend Mel(Alex wanted to "study" that night, but he was just hum ji) Teckie lost $26, and he had nothing much to say to Huijing, so he just let his fingers do the talking.
What his fingers or finger was trying to say, is that "This is the last time you will rape me like that. Next time we meet, it won't only be my finger that's gonna talk."
For me, I had nothing more to say... I just collapsed in shock...and foamed...
Alrights. Its a new month, and its time for the mouth-watering segment again. After much thought, I have decided who shall be this month's hunk.
Mr Leon Foo!
This is Ryan's current fitness instructor. I was actually thinking of putting Ryan as my hunk this month since he is really working hard at becoming one with his daily work-outs and his smoothness with the gals. Just look at the number of girls who publicly declare their love for him on April Fools Day. But, then I figured since he is still a half-baked hunk, I should not call him one yet, otherwise he might get complacent and stop his work out regime. So the spotlight thus shines on his Commando trained instructor.
Leon Foo. I usually refer to him as Leonie. And when he drinks tea, he's Tea Leoni. He is the hottest guy in NBS, with a fan base as large as Ryan's Tummy. Along with Jane, who's also his good friend, they make heads turn as they strut through the canteen or computer labs. Jane of course is the hottest gal in NBS, and Leon is the hottest guy. But fortunately, they're not a couple. Leon is fit, reputed to have great abs, and is an awfully nice guy. He's highly socialable and seems to make friends as easily as Ryan gains weight. A very good example is how Ryan and him have become good friends overnight. And I think the barely knew each other just a month ago. Now, Ryan even calls him Furby so intimately.
Here are some exerpts from my interview with Leonie...
Mingmong: Hey Leon, aren't you gonna have something to eat? Leonie: Nah, I'm fine with my tea. After training Ryan, I told myself to never let myself be so fat, ever. Mingmong: Ryan? Oh yeah, seems like he's getting bigger these days. He's really trying hard to be a hunk like you huh? Leonie: Yeah. But its hard for him I guess. Mingmong: Why's that? Leonie: Haven't you heard? How hot you can be is determined by how many words you can make with your surname by adding a letter to it. Mingmong: Oh? That's new. I haven't heard of that. *baffled* Leonie: Yeah, see I can make 4 words with my surname. Food, Fook, Fool, and Foot! Mingmong: Wow! Let me see if I can do that. *ponders*.....I think can do 5! Lima, Limb, Lime, Limo and Limp! Does that mean I can be hotter than you??? Leonie: Err...No. Because you need to be able to make a sentence with the words before its applicable. Mingmong: Har? Can you? Leonie: Yeah! Its like this... FOOK! I dropped my FOOD on my FOOT! I'm such a FOOL! Mingmong: I see...let me try... I was in LIMA drinking LIME juice and listening to LIMP Biskit when I was knocked by a LIMO and broke my LIMB. Leonie: Alright. You're hotter than me. Sigh. But now you know why Ryan can't be a hunk. You can't make a single word with Goh! Mingmong: Yeah that's true. Poor Ryan.
Next, the babe of the month. I actually wanted Jane to be in it, since she and Leon are the Hottest 2 people in NBS. But, I decided to introduce someone else instead.
Ms Fiona Cai.
Well, this is to compensate her since she seemed rather unhappy this afternoon when I told her that her zip was undone. Well, though she was like 10 metres away, I had to prevent other guys in the canteen from seeing her open zip, so I shouted out to her and told her about it. She was of course embarrassed about it and used the file to cover her "privates". I thought she would thank me for telling her about it, but she called Lydia to complain to her and I got the usual "ferguson-style hair-dryer treatment" from Lyd. Then she told Rika about it and I got a tongue-lashing too! Oh wells, next time I see her zip open, I better not tell her. But since she was a little "pek" with me, I decided to be nice and let her be my babe of the month.
Anyways, Fiona was 3rd place in the NBS pageant 2 years ago. She's tall, very slim, tanned for now, and my chikopek marketing tutor's favourite student. Currently single, and is attracting a lot of attention from people. Eg. Refer to previous post. heh. And also, my year one neighbours asked me last week, "who's that year 3 nbs girl in our hall you always talk to? Very slim and pretty one." And of course, I'm sure there are a lot of other suitors coming along.
Anyway, I had a short interview with her too...
Mingmong: Hey Fiona, not in pants today? Fiona: Nah, I'll stick to skirts. Zips are too troublesome. Mingmong: Well, I didn't really see much. Its not as bad as guys who have their zips open and their shirt sticking out through it. Fiona: Yea yea, luckily I was prepared that day. Mingmong: Yeah, good thing you listened to your mama. Fiona: Alright change topic. Mingmong: Nice ipod you've got there. So what's your favourite song? Fiona: Oh. I like Open Fly for All Guys by Showcase. Mingmong: You mean, Pretty Fly for a White Guy by Basketcase? Fiona: Oh yah, that's the title, keep forgetting it.
Alrights, before she slaughters me the next time she sees me, I better put up a better picture of her.
I admit. I ripped it from her friendster, but I had no choice cos I don't have any glam pics of her!
I know I said I wouldn't close down this blog. But, if I don't post anything up again after this, I am probably murdered and lying in a ditch with my zip undone.
