No sleep because of a STOOPID BIRD...
Monday, February 28, 2005
Decided to change my bedsheet today, and with my used one in the wash, I laid out the other set. I was eagerly waiting to get some sleep 'cos I studied till 5 plus jus for a Conso quiz today. Luckily for me, last min work always seems to work well for me as it did in the past. So, with less than 2 hrs of sleep last night, I was ready to plunge onto my clean bedsheet when I suddenly noticed some white stuff on my bedsheet! (No it was not produced by me) Upon closer inspection, I realised it was birdshit!! on my bedsheet!
I was thinking, "SHEET!", but no, its SHIT.
On the other hand if I were a Black guy, I would probably say, "No shit! It can't be!", but as it WAS shit.
And if I were an ang mo, I would probably say, "Thats Bullshit!", but no it is BIRD shit.
Or if I were an Ah Beng, I might say, "KA NA SAI!", but no it doesn't just look like shit, it IS shit.
The dumbass bird must have dropped its bomb when I hung it out to dry the last time I washed it, and I kept it without even noticing it. Now I can't sleep because both bedsheets are in the wash.
RAHHH!
Mingmong _ c r a p p e d _ @ 11:44 AM |
