Monday, February 14, 2005
Finally, its back to school after a 1 week break. Was already getting into the slacking mood and I'm finding it hard to get my momentum back, despite having a quiz tomorrow.
Anyway, its Valentine's day once again. Before I leave school, I guess its time I put in some effort to get myself attached before its too late. Finally, after much thought, I decided to make my move, and I got a date for today that meets most criteria of my perfect gal. We're gonna spend the whole night together later...
1) She's very intelligent, in fact, she helps me with my school work even.
2) She is fair, and her skin is smooth and white as snow.
3) She doesn't hide her feelings, and I understand her very well, if fact, I can tell exactly what she's thinking as though I'm reading her mind like a book. This is so important cos its really tiring to keep guessing what ur gal is thinking all the time.
4) Even though I've only known her for 1 month or so, I see her almost everyday in school and in hall. She spends time with me in school too, guess that's how our relationship developed.
5) Brought her home once already, dad didn't seem to object her eating with us at the dinner table. Satifies the getting along with parents factor
Only thing is that there are some stuff about her that's not too appealing...
1) She's a lil' square...its hard to have fun with her, she doesn't club and this is good in one way, but bad too cos sometimes its nice to go with gf la..
2) Sometimes, having a gf that's too smart can be bad cos she will make me feel dumb and she will know how to argue her way such that I wouldn't win since she is smarter.
Well, guess i'll try and see how things work out. I'll give it till the end of the semester and see how things go. If I like her, i guess it will be good since she loves audit and its hard to find a gf who's understanding enough to know the life of an auditor. But then, I suspect I will give up after the exams are over...once I'm out of school guess its on to the working world and I won't be seeing her anymore in school. My gut feeling is that I will most likely not want her anymore after graduating. Oh well...
Anyway as I type, ryan is asking about my hot date for today though I din tell him I had one.
FatNeRdSliM* : Support Your Local NTU DJs Cow & Dubious @NBS Week...{In Da Mood Ryan} says:
can i come n see see?
Merryless Mingmong says:
come lor..when u r done with ur hot date
Merryless Mingmong says:
LATER..now busy
*FatNeRdSliM* : Support Your Local NTU DJs Cow & Dubious @NBS Week...{In Da Mood Ryan} says:
orh... why now u doing "WORK" ah?
Merryless Mingmong says:
now i writing blog..she resting...later then start work on her
*FatNeRdSliM* : Support Your Local NTU DJs Cow & Dubious @NBS Week...{In Da Mood Ryan} says:
wah................!
*FatNeRdSliM* : Support Your Local NTU DJs Cow & Dubious @NBS Week...{In Da Mood Ryan} says:
haha ok
*FatNeRdSliM* : Support Your Local NTU DJs Cow & Dubious @NBS Week...{In Da Mood Ryan} says:
kiss kiss
*FatNeRdSliM* : Support Your Local NTU DJs Cow & Dubious @NBS Week...{In Da Mood Ryan} says:
rubba rubba
Merryless Mingmong says:
errrrr.....I dun think so
Merryless Mingmong says:
maybe u and bin bin can la
Merryless Mingmong says:
but I can't do that with my gal
Poor binbin..we all know what's gonna happen to her tonight when she goes out with ryan the dubious
Seems like everyone is gonna be interested in finding out who my hot date is man...well, I'll think about it first, maybe I will reveal who she is later...
Anyway, I got a surprise gift from long-time fren pingpong..she did get down to baking afterall..
This is what it looked like...minimingmong got one from her too..
I couldn't really make out what it was..both by the look of it and by tasting it...I suspect it was supposed to be choc chip cookies..heh..But, thanks pingpong...so sweet...its my one and only vday present...give u credit la..for the packaging..hahaha..at least I decided on what it was...Trini is meaner..she concluded that its PASTRY...
Anyway, I went to do henna just now out of boredom. Did it before last time during nbs week also and so I tot I do it again. Since I can't get a tattoo...shall jus play ard with temporary ink..
got smudged a little..damned..now i'm gingerly typing and trying not to rest my arm on the table
Valentine's day...Is it overrated? Some people (usually the guys) feel that its just a day that's been to commercialised since everyday is valentine's day if you're in love. While others (usually the gals) think its important that they celebrate it cos if its a day to remind their usually unloving bfs to put in effort at least once a year.
My take is that its just not worth it to be extravagant on V day...yes the bfs can be romantic but being romantic doesn't have to involve spending. Wanna do smtg for ur gf/hot date/target? Why spend so much more an 14th Feb when the same amount can give u 2 or 3 days of the same amount of romantic outings? So, here's how a stereotyped V day outing will score with the gal compared to mingmong's cost efficient V day outing...(ryan, more tips for u, dun jus copy my baking tactics! heh).
Ordinary V Day outing.
You ask her to meet you at City Hall MRT station control [-10 pts]. Bad idea. You pick her up from home [0 pts] but have the car with you [2 pts], its a Mercedes [5 pts]. You are wearing your best outfit you have [0 pts]. If you had decided T-shirt and berms [-10pts]. She is wearing a tight tube dress and you look at her in awe [5 pts] but lustily [-9 pts]. She asks if the dress makes her look fat. You hesitate in responding [-10 pts]. You reply, "Where?" [-30 pts]. Any other response [-20 pts].
You take her for dinner at your favourite prawn mee stall [-10 pts], but then see the look on her face and decide to head for your backup plan at Equinox [5 pts]. You forgot to make a reservation [-5 pts]. You did make a reservation [0 pts]. The ribs are great and you are using your fingers [-5 pts]. She is vegan [-20 pts]. Fortunately, she liked her food [2 pts].
You take her to the movies [0 pts]. You want to watch Constantine [-5 pts], but decided to be safe and go for a romance movie [0 pts] but its front row seats since its V day [-5 pts]. While walking to the theatre, you see a hot chick and ur date catches you checking her out [-5 pts], the chick looks at u sluttily [-10 pts] and she has breast implants [-23 pts]. During the show, she cried and u gave her some tissue [2 pts] and lent her your shoulder [2 pts], but then you cried too [-13 pts]
After the movie, you take her to the park/beach to count the stars [0 pts]. She starts telling you about her day. You listen intently [0 pts], but your eyes spot a couple making out at the next bench and you keep looking [-8 pts]. You start to get cosy with her and lean forward to kiss her. Your breath stinks [-18 pts] but you ate Clorets first [3 pts]. You kiss her gently on the lips [3 pts], then you stick your tongue into her mouth [-14 pts]. Any placements of your hands above the waist [-100 pts].
You send her home [0 pts]. You walk her to her doorstep [2 pts]. You tell her how much you like her [1 pt] in a nice sweet poetic way [5 pts] but you forgot ur lines [-9 pts]. You kiss her goodnight [0 pts] and stick your tongue into her mouth again [-28 pts]. You say goodbyes and go home. You go straight to bed after showering [-10 pts].
Game Over.
Mingmong's V day plan (Ryan take notes!)
Bake some famous mingmong choc chip cookies [10 pts] and put it in a nice cookie jar [2 pts]. Make something she likes to eat [10 pts], though its jus something simple [-2 pts]. Go pick her from her home [0 pts]. Managed to get the car [2 pts] Whip out 3 roses [-5 pts].
You take her to the movies [0 pts]. You booked tickets for A soapy romance movie [2 pts]. While walking to the theatre, you see a hot chick but you don't check her out [0 pts]. During the show, she cried and u gave her some tissue [2 pts] and lent her your shoulder [2 pts].
Bring her to the beach [0 pts], whip out a picnic basket from the boot [5 pts]. Lay out a nice picnic mat [2 pts], and bring on the self-made food plus 2 candlelights [5 pts]. She doesn't think the food is that good [-5 pts] but then the mingmong choc chip cookies tastes great! [15 pts]. Whip out 2 wine glasses and pour out some red wine [2 pts], but she doesn't like red wine [-5 pts].
After the meal, you start talking [0 pts], about the future with her [5 pts]. She talks and you listen [0 pts] and you ignore the couple making out on the next bench [5 pts]. You decide to kiss her. Its a good kiss [2 pts]. Your hands remain firmly on her waist [3 pts]. You then ask her to close her eyes while you prepare her for a surprise [1 pt]. She waits quite long [-5 pts]. She hears a lighter and thinks you are sneaking a smoke [-10 pts]. She opens her eyes and sees a line of sparklers spelling out "I LOVE U" on the sand [25 pts]. She runs forward and hugs you. You hug her back [2 pts]. But the flame dies out too soon for her to enjoy the moment longer [-1 pt].
You send her home [0 pts]. You walk her to her doorstep [2 pts]. You tell her how much you like her [1 pt] in a nice sweet poetic way [5 pts] You kiss her goodnight [0 pts] You say goodbyes and go home. You call her before you go to sleep and talk to her till she is sleepy [5 pts].
Congratulations! You proceed to the next round.
Well, my plan is not 100% guaranteed to succeed though...there is one thing that can cause any plan to fail...
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You try to talk to her [-100 pts]. You don't talk to her [-150 pts]. She has cramps. You try to comfort her [-10 pts], but its useless [-50 pts]. You don't comfort her [-100 pts]. You still wanna kiss her at the beach [-200 pts]. You seem to be enjoying yourself [-500 pts].
Ok that's all crap...jus in case I get slammed by girls...
V day is no longer like it used to be...maybe tonight I might try to make it work with my hot date tonight...Guess all of you must be wondering who she is...decided to post her pic for all to see..Took this while she was lying on my bed sexily with her top slightly open..
Yes ryan, I'll be working real hard on her tonight. Sometimes on the table, sometimes in bed, till I'm spent and fall asleep. But no cuddling for her though.
Extra
Wah kao...seems like ryan and trini really thought there was a gal. Need better disclosure man, if not wait everyone think so too, esp since Trini (RJC/RGS) and RYAN (NJC/TCHS) both didn't realise I was describing my book. Lemme explain in clearer english..instead of the literary descriptives which earned me an A1 in Lit. HA.
1) She is intelligent and she teaches me audit. Duh she is a textbook
2) Her skin is white as snow. Notice the book is white? Duh
3) I understand her well. Note I said "I READ HER LIKE A BOOK"
4) I known her only this sem and I see her in sch and hall almost everyday. I jus took audit this sem and she's on my table. Duh
5) I ate and read the textbook once with my dad around.
6) She a little squarish. Yes. A little cos she is more of a rectangle.
Luckily Ryan came storming to my room after reading to spy...otherwise maybe everyone else would also think there is a real 'date'! *faints*
