FYP on sex patterns of Singaporeans
Monday, February 07, 2005
Before reading.... This entry is rated R(A) and kids under the age of 21 are advised against proceeding further....If you insist on proceeding, parental guidance is advised..
Kailin (from hereon shall be called Kailing cos she prefers the G) was on the receiving end of another of the tricky master's tricks..
Kailing: eh what topic you doing for fyp?
Mingmong: sex patterns of Singaporeans..
Kailing: wah..interesting topic..u chose it or the tutor ask u to do?
Mingmong: I took a GE called sex, drugs and life and my tutor approached me to do FYP on this cos he said i look like i have experience and show interest in class..
Kailing: U HAVE?
Mingmong: no la..i told him i very innocent..but he said its ok cos FYP is for u to learn
Kailing: wah he so nice..
(conversation goes on..i crapped abt how it involves doing research on sex..like the research Kinsey did..watch the movie for those who dunno who he is)
In the meantime, kailing is really convinced that i am doing such an fyp...
Kailing: your tutor good or not?
Mingmong: yeah not bad...
Kailing: what's your tutor's name?
Mingmong: Vivien Balakrishnan
(a minute later)
Kailing: eh i can't find him in the database leh....
Mingmong: he is from CS (comm studies)..maybe u can try the CS staff directory..
Kailing: oh ok..then how to check his availability?
Mingmong: dunno, i can help u ask him when i see him...
Kailing: ok! but is he available?
Mingmong: no..he's married..
Kailing: for FYP la!!
Mingmong: oh..i'll check with him..
The conversation goes on with me telling kailing how i interview couples on their sex life for my research data..and how some invite me and my group mates to orgy parties so that we can get observational data....(already i was trying to make it sound real absurd)
Kailing: So you interview couples on the street?
Mingmong: No, we ask around for volunteers and we also get customer data from Durex to get pple who might want to do the survey
Kailing: wahh..that's the big condom company!!!
Mingmong: yesss...
Kailing: so far got any problems or not?
Mingmong: ok la..some pple are very shy..while others talk too much and show too much..
Kailing: Show??
Mingmong: ya..some are very explicit..they talk abt orgies even..then invite us to their parties where everyone does their 'stuff' openly..
Kailing: DUN BLUFF ME LEH!
Mingmong: never bluff la! our tutor asked us to go and he say its part of this kind of research..we even had a conclusion of the optimum number of people for an orgy..
Kailing: huh....
Mingmong: ya lor..u sure u still wanna do this topic??
Kailing: sounds a bit scary liao...
Oh well..it goes on..but she doesn't realise anything amiss..
Trini says poor kailing..and that i'm mean. But, i didn't plan to take her on a ride..when i told her my tutor was Vivien Balakrishnan..i thought the next thing she would say was "CHI DA BIAN LA"..but then....now i know girls read more magazines than newspapers...maybe only if i said my tutor is LKY then maybe she will realise its all bull...
Moral of the story: Girls, read more newspapers..otherwise u will be cheated by guys..
Mingmong _ c r a p p e d _ @ 1:44 AM |
